LINDSAY LOHAN IS A BIG FAT DUMMY!

OK u guys already know...what a complete DUMB ASS! I mean really Lindsay...u lost ur passport, was that b4 or after u were partying at the CANNES FILM FESTIVAL. U and your power team of attorneys could not come up with a better lie to tell the judge...hmmm but you mysteriously found it after the bench warrant and issued.

HOW CAN U THROW AWAY YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT AND JUST SHIT ON IT! Do you know how many starving actors out here that would love to have had the opportunity you have been given. Don't get me wrong, Lindsay Lohan is a great actress, the girl does have skills I give her that, no doubt she is talented! But what the hell is this white girl thinking?

She don't need an intervention with a lot of white people saying oh let's make her go to rehab, give her an ankle bracelet, lets try to talk to her, as Whitney Houston would say "HELL TO THE NAW", she needs a good ass, ass kicking, she needs to be knocked the f out! Somebody should just go cold cock her right in her jaw and tell her to wake the f up!

Then I think she will be A o k...! No punt intended, Lindsay Girl, get your life together, you are talented and you were blessed with skills. Look at your pictures, you barely 25 and the bags under your eyes damn near touch your lips.

It's neva 2 late, to turn your life around..I sincerely hope you take what you have been blessed with and put it back to good use! Hell if Brittney Spears can do it, so can you!

STOP being a dumb ass...being a INTERNATIONAL DRUNK is NOT cool! BEING AN INTERNATIONAL STAR...NOW THAT IS COOL!

But for now you are a BIG FAT DUMMY! AND I GOT LUV 4 YA...BUT WAKE THE HELL UP U TRULY R A GREAT ACTRESS..CUZ IF I C YA ON THE STREETS I'M SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YA AND THEN HUG YA REAL TIGHT...IT WILL B OK!...LOL (IM NOT GONNA REALLY SLAP HER AIN'T GOING TO JAIL 4 HER..BUT YALL NO WHAT I MEAN)

Here is the NEWS ARTICLE:
Lindsay Lohan must wear alcohol bracelet, face drug testing.Lindsay Lohan listens to her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, during a hearing in Beverly Hills on Monday.

By Lorena Blas, USA TODAY
Lindsay Lohan is being reunited with a fashion accessory that makes a serious statement.

The 23-year-old actress, who was in court Monday for a mandatory progress hearing related to a 2007 DUI conviction, must now wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet as part of the conditions set by Judge Marsha Revel in Los Angeles Superior Court. In addition, she must complete an alcohol-education program and submit to random drug tests every week in the Los Angeles area.

Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, tried to explain the challenge of getting tested in Los Angeles weekly as the actress was set to begin filming a movie in Texas, but the judge was not sympathetic and suggested Lohan delay the project.

The actress, who stole some thunder at the Cannes Film Festival in France last week when she failed to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom on the original hearing date Thursday, was on a flight that arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday night. As a result of that missed court date, Lohan has a probation violation hearing set for July 6.

On Thursday, Revel was so dismayed by Lohan's absence that she issued a bench warrant. Revel found Chapman Holley's explanation that the actress had lost her passport unacceptable. The judge clearly was losing patience. "If she wanted to be here, she could've been here," Revel said.

The judge then set bail at $100,000, but hours later, court spokesman Allan Parachini said a bond had been posted and the warrant recalled, which meant Lohan would not be arrested when she returned to Los Angeles.

After last week's hearing, the young actress was spotted attending parties in Cannes. Late Thursday into Friday, she was at the VIP Club, where many A-listers were in attendance. "Lindsay was drinking Dom Pérignon, Cristal Roederer Champagne and Belvedere vodka," Laurent Guyot, a spokeswoman for the South of France's VIP Club, tells E! Online. "She had a great time. She was dancing on the banquette and laughing and joking with her friend."

While at Cannes, Lohan was promoting a new film in which she has been cast to play 1970s adult movie star Linda Lovelace.

Lohan, who did stints in rehab in 2007, is familiar with the alcohol-monitoring device. Shortly after she turned 21 in July 2007, she showed off one she was wearing on her ankle while partying with friends at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Posted 5/24/2010 1:02 PM

And again as always...this is my opinion and my opinion only thanks for reading LOUDMOUTHLINDA..if you don't like my opionion...well u already know my answer!