BAD ASS CHILD!

Answering Fan Email: Since I am your voice, I am answering a question from my e-mail that asked me to address a friend who has a friend that is afraid of their own daughter. This mom lets her teen daughter run a muck and yells at her and steals from her and some more. So her friend said please give her some advice.

Hmmmmmm so I said what should I say to her and then it hit me! Tell your friend to get an attorney, get some bail money, and when her daughter gets home no matter what time it is, when she hears the keys at the door, tell her to DROP KICK HER ASS, CLOSE THE DOOR, TAKE THE KEY, CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THE POLICE THE WITCH TRIED TO BREAK IN!

I mean really how the hell children can get to the point where they are telling their parents what to do and how to treat them the way the do.

I will tell ya how it started, it started with that damn timeout bullshit..who invented that...(WHITE PEOPLE), see if you had of knocked them the hell out instead of time out, your life right now would be a little more easier.

Im not a racist at all but the cultural difference of raising a child is wildly different. You let a black teen run that game on a black parent...can you say DENTIST cuz they will not only have no teeth they will need a jaw restructure...Im just sayn!

So in response to the coward that sent me the email cuz you can't tell your friend how to control their kid, your friend is a DUMMY, A BIG FAT DUMMY, AND SHE SHOULD HIT HER KID IN THE THROAT ONE GOOD TIME, CHOKE THEM THE HELL UP, LET EM START BREATHING FOR A MINUTE, THEY WILL BE ALRIGHT, THEY WHEN THEY CATCH THEIR BREATH, TELL EM HIT HER AGAIN...THEN GIVE HER A BIG HUG AND SAY MOMMY LUVS U THOU! BUT DON'T DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!

And that's my opinion folks, and my opinion only and if you don't like LOUDMOUTHLINDA well ya know what u can do..im just sayn!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A BIG FAT DUMMY!

OK u guys already know...what a complete DUMB ASS! I mean really Lindsay...u lost ur passport, was that b4 or after u were partying at the CANNES FILM FESTIVAL. U and your power team of attorneys could not come up with a better lie to tell the judge...hmmm but you mysteriously found it after the bench warrant and issued.

HOW CAN U THROW AWAY YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT AND JUST SHIT ON IT! Do you know how many starving actors out here that would love to have had the opportunity you have been given. Don't get me wrong, Lindsay Lohan is a great actress, the girl does have skills I give her that, no doubt she is talented! But what the hell is this white girl thinking?

She don't need an intervention with a lot of white people saying oh let's make her go to rehab, give her an ankle bracelet, lets try to talk to her, as Whitney Houston would say "HELL TO THE NAW", she needs a good ass, ass kicking, she needs to be knocked the f out! Somebody should just go cold cock her right in her jaw and tell her to wake the f up!

Then I think she will be A o k...! No punt intended, Lindsay Girl, get your life together, you are talented and you were blessed with skills. Look at your pictures, you barely 25 and the bags under your eyes damn near touch your lips.

It's neva 2 late, to turn your life around..I sincerely hope you take what you have been blessed with and put it back to good use! Hell if Brittney Spears can do it, so can you!

STOP being a dumb ass...being a INTERNATIONAL DRUNK is NOT cool! BEING AN INTERNATIONAL STAR...NOW THAT IS COOL!

But for now you are a BIG FAT DUMMY! AND I GOT LUV 4 YA...BUT WAKE THE HELL UP U TRULY R A GREAT ACTRESS..CUZ IF I C YA ON THE STREETS I'M SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YA AND THEN HUG YA REAL TIGHT...IT WILL B OK!...LOL (IM NOT GONNA REALLY SLAP HER AIN'T GOING TO JAIL 4 HER..BUT YALL NO WHAT I MEAN)

Here is the NEWS ARTICLE:
Lindsay Lohan must wear alcohol bracelet, face drug testing.Lindsay Lohan listens to her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, during a hearing in Beverly Hills on Monday.

By Lorena Blas, USA TODAY
Lindsay Lohan is being reunited with a fashion accessory that makes a serious statement.

The 23-year-old actress, who was in court Monday for a mandatory progress hearing related to a 2007 DUI conviction, must now wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet as part of the conditions set by Judge Marsha Revel in Los Angeles Superior Court. In addition, she must complete an alcohol-education program and submit to random drug tests every week in the Los Angeles area.

Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, tried to explain the challenge of getting tested in Los Angeles weekly as the actress was set to begin filming a movie in Texas, but the judge was not sympathetic and suggested Lohan delay the project.

The actress, who stole some thunder at the Cannes Film Festival in France last week when she failed to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom on the original hearing date Thursday, was on a flight that arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday night. As a result of that missed court date, Lohan has a probation violation hearing set for July 6.

On Thursday, Revel was so dismayed by Lohan's absence that she issued a bench warrant. Revel found Chapman Holley's explanation that the actress had lost her passport unacceptable. The judge clearly was losing patience. "If she wanted to be here, she could've been here," Revel said.

The judge then set bail at $100,000, but hours later, court spokesman Allan Parachini said a bond had been posted and the warrant recalled, which meant Lohan would not be arrested when she returned to Los Angeles.

After last week's hearing, the young actress was spotted attending parties in Cannes. Late Thursday into Friday, she was at the VIP Club, where many A-listers were in attendance. "Lindsay was drinking Dom Pérignon, Cristal Roederer Champagne and Belvedere vodka," Laurent Guyot, a spokeswoman for the South of France's VIP Club, tells E! Online. "She had a great time. She was dancing on the banquette and laughing and joking with her friend."

While at Cannes, Lohan was promoting a new film in which she has been cast to play 1970s adult movie star Linda Lovelace.

Lohan, who did stints in rehab in 2007, is familiar with the alcohol-monitoring device. Shortly after she turned 21 in July 2007, she showed off one she was wearing on her ankle while partying with friends at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Posted 5/24/2010 1:02 PM

And again as always...this is my opinion and my opinion only thanks for reading LOUDMOUTHLINDA..if you don't like my opionion...well u already know my answer!

SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL!

OK...Just so u c the softer side of LOUDMOUTHLINDA and yes i do have one...this is how I normally like to start my day when the sun is shining, and I'm thankful for life! Because this truly is the Beauty of America...y can't we all just get along...lol

ENJOY & MUCH LUV TO CHANI CHRISTIE FOR PUTTING TOGETHER SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PEACE...IT'S YOUNG HOLLYWOOD AT ITS BEST!



OK OK U WANT MY THOUGHTS NOW Hmmmm, ok hell yeah it's better than the other one ... and ya wanna know y...cuz it was what Michael Jackson always WANTED...CHILDREN AND PEOPLE IN UNITY...THIS AMAZING VIDEO...ACCOMPLISHED THAT...REAL PEOPLE, REAL TALENT WITH A CAUSE AND THEY ARE THE MOST UNDISCOVERED AND MOST TALENTED KIDS IN AMERICA...NOW THAT'S HOW YA DO IT!

HOOP THERE IT IS!

HOOP THERE IT IS..NOT! WHO THE HELL R THESE WOMEN! DO ANY OF THEM HAVE A MAN...I MEAN REALLY! 4 all u sistas out there who keep complaining about ur men and say you want a baller and for the single ladies who keeps saying you want a baller...then you must not be watching BASKETBALL WIVES...CUZ THEY THE MOST INSECURE SICK PUPPIES I HAVE EVA SEEN...They may have money, but the only balling they doing, is balling their eyes out, cuz they some lonely women! SO GO HEAD GIRLS..GET URSELF A BALLER...WHILE HE BALLN EVERYBODY ELSE...personally i rather have a broke ass man delivering pizza for a living that's faithful than a rich baller that's getting pizza delivered in bed to him and his other baller wife! But you keep having expensive lunches and shopping with ur other baller wives, and buying fancy cars and crying yourself to sleep n ur lonely bed...ain't that fun and now you showing the world how much fun it is...weeee....this is so much fun...gotta get up and do it again tomorrow.

OK OK OK...I'm a little harsh...but guess what Essence.com had to say, read below:

Women are from Venus and men are dogs. Yeah yeah yeah... we know this. The differences between men and women aren't more evident as television viewing habits. The type and quality of television that men and women are as opposite as night and day. In an attempt to bridge the gender gap and understand each other a lil bit better, I've decided to indulge in the typical female television fare and keep a journal of my thoughts on the programming. My hope is that women can gain better insight into the male mind and understand why we need more than one television and don't like watching TV with you guys.

I'll be sharing thoughts as I watch the various shows.

Ok, I saw a promo for this and was immediately sucking my teeth, rolling my eyes, and waving my arms. Desperate Housewives franchise meets BET on VH1. Watching a bunch of women who got a tv show because of who they are involved with... sigh.

Let's go.

Cool. Just found out it's only 30mins. I think I'll live and make it through an episode. Keeping an oxygen tank and defibrillator close by just in case.

Opening - Wow. Most of the women are lighter than a paper bag. NBA players must all be born in Washington D.C. and below. Black people, we need to do better. Chocolate sisters need love too.

Opening Pt. II - Okay, what's with the trophy? Some double entendre going on here- the wives are trophies for their men as well as they 'won' a trophy by being attached to NBA players? Girls under the age of 21 should not be able to view this show.

First Minute - Props to Shaunie. Kept it tight after all them kids. God bless. Respect that.

Just watched a montage. I guess weaves come with the wedding ring... huh?

Opening Credits - I see Shaunie O'Neil is listed as executive producer. Talk about sword in the gut. Because she is Shaq's wife she gets a show basically dogging Shaq! Damn Gina!

Evelyn - ex-fiancé of Antoine Walker. Hol' up! She is a former almost-wife of a player? So how does she qualify for the show? Damn, not only is Toine broke, he got his ol' girl on TV seemingly living better than he is right now. Sigh...

Jennifer - wife of Eric Williams. Eric Williams is still in the league? (pause as I google to see if Eric Williams is still in the league...) Wow. Eric Williams is not in the league anymore. Hmmm... VH1 is scraping ladies from anywhere to get on here.

Erikka - ex-girlfriend of Rasual Butler. Where do I begin, the fact she is simply an ex-girlfriend or that anyone knows who the hell Rasual Butler is? (Someone insert a 'reaching' picture here).

Gloria - fiancé of Matt Barnes. Considering all the other random relationship statuses the other girls have, this is a major accomplishment here. Ain't mad at her. Did Matt Barnes get permission to go out from his wife? This relationship needs more of my attention. Might be a Doug Christie 2.0 situation. (If you don't know about Doug Christie, google him and watch in the suggested search list, his wife will be the first thing that pops up in the list. Try it!) Hold UP!!! Her sister is Shaq's sidepiece? Gloria is now the "A" plot in this show. I feel a hook sinking into the side of my mouth.

Royce - baby-mama of the player that she can not mention by name who is the starting center for the Orlando Magic. Full disclosure: I'm familiar with Royce. I saw her booty-shaking video on YouTube. I was impressed with the shaking, disappointed with the fact that it was here. Clearly the child support checks have not been coming in. Yet... Wow. They can't even run baby daddy's name in the chyron. Fellas, if you have baby mama issues, you need to talk to Dwight Howard's lawyer. STAT! I'm impressed all over again. Wow. One of the girls threw Royce down onto the subway tracks by dry-snitching that she gets around the league. This is the new "A" plot!

[Sidebar] How do women hug and kiss each other when they can't stand one another? How does this work? And why do it? [End of Sidebar]

They had Shaunie coming out the car in slow motion! Remember what Chappelle said about slow motion - makes everything look good. You can tell she is the exec producer cause none of the other girls go slo-mo. BAWSE! (in that Rick Ross voice).

Commerical Break - I gotta get some water and something to eat; this is all too much. I'm gripped by the (looking for the right word) sheer nonsense of it all. It should be illegal to watch this during the daytime like I'm doing right now.

We're Back - At the dinner table. In a nutshell, the only actual wife of the group is debating whether to continue to be the main woman as her husband juggles sidepieces as she lives 'the life,' or buck up, take a stand, end things and run the risk of losing the lifestyle. Decisions 2010.

Royce Segment - I feel bad. She has the scarlet letter J for Jump-Off branded on her forehead. Women will hate. Women will hate her especially. Hope it works out for her although I doubt it if baby daddy's lawyer has her unable to even say dude's name. (Still shaking my head in amazement over this).

The Cry Me A River Segment - Women complaining about other women calling their man. Cue the violins. I'm sorry. No sympathy. It's women disrespecting other women. The reality is that a lot of women love to take another woman's man. This is a woman thing that men don't understand. Yeah...

In Da Club - Remember when I said I felt bad for Royce... I take that back. Any girl who works a pole in a public space is an attention-(rhymes with 'more') and deserves whatever may befall them. I blame reality tv for this mentality. Oh wait...

Woman-to-Woman - Was any of Shaunie/Gloria talk sincere? Is this that faux/quasi stuff women do instead of just being honest and telling the truth on how you really feel? Someone please pull my coat.

Suzie - Ahhhh... as if we didn't have enough non-legal relationships, here comes Suzie, the ex-girlfriend of Michael Olowokandi. For those not in the know, Olowokandi might be one of the biggest (literally and figuratively) bums in NBA history. By proxy, anyone associated with dude is suspect in my book. Sorry. I'm a sports fan. Makes sense to me.

How Low Can Royce Go? - Royce can go so low (literally and figuratively) that I don't have the heart to say anything. Just watch the clip. I don't need to be Cleo the Psychic to tell that the girls will be hating and Royce will be crying. T-minus...

The Intervention - An groupie intervention at a shoe store... You can't make this stuff up. Hold up! I looked at the first three seconds and called it an intervention just to be funny only to continue watching and see that the ladies are calling it an intervention themselves!!! Clearly they've never seen A&E's TV show Intervention. Ladies, talking a crack pipe out of someone's hands is an intervention. You guys are having a chit chat. Ginormous difference. Stop the madness.

Wetworks - We've got tears. We've got tears. Took her long enough. Sheesh... Disappointed in the little we got. Expected more.

This Season... - Watching the previews of the season. Frankly, I wasn't impressed by the episode or the previews. Until... there is a scene that piqued my interests as a man. Let me leave it at that. Okay. Typing as I watch. There are two scenes. Damn! They got me. Men have certain buttons that once get pushed, there is no turning back for us. I'll give you a hint - the buttons are the title of a Boogie Down Productions album. I would go further but I'm busy rewinding.

Hmmm so some writer at Essence has a big mouth too... and yall thought LOUDMOUTHLINDA was the only one...and again..this is my opinion and my opinion only...if you don't like my opinion, then don't read my freakn blog...move the hell on...lol

MILEY CYRUS vs HANNA MONTANA!

As if ya didn't know! Come on white people she gave ya all the signs she was UNTAMED! So whateva ya smokn on PUFF PUFF GIVE! Do ya need me 2 break it down for ya...Come on Stay with me...and try and keep up.

First, she had photos on line and if that wasn't the first clue than yall all on drugs, but i know you were blinded by the blue wigs on Hanna Montana, ok, I give you that one..Next it was the riskay photo shoot that was all over the news with her holding a damn sheet over half her body...A DANM SHEET PEOPLE...WAKE THE HELL UP...she had consenting adults with her on the shoot, she was a minor do i need to pull the dictionary out and give you the definition of a minor..and she had the nerve to say. Oh I felt so ashamed, I didn't know.. BIATCH...please, when you held up the sheet and posed for the camera you felt cheap...GO TO HELL...AND WITH ADULTS AROUND YOU APPROVING THAT... if you think we believe that one..than OBAMA IS WHITE!

AND NEXT...THIS IS A BIG ONE SO HOLD ON FOLKS...she publicly dated a 20 year old man in the publics eye and guess what folks you ain't ready for this one...THIS WAS OK TO WHITE AMERICA...THE NEWS, THE PAPARAZZI, TMZ, EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE AND HER PARENTS ALLOWED IT, no one had shame she paraded him around all over HOLLYWOOD, red carpets and more and it was just the cuttest little thing...BULLSHIT!

If that had been a BLACK BOY DATING HER IT WOULD OF BEEN RAPE AND SOME MORE SHIT, HE WOULD OF BEEN IN JAIL! CLICK CLICK CELL BLK H! NO QUESTIONS ASKED JUST A FREAKN' GONNER. HE FREAKN TWENTY AND SHE UNDERAGE...THAT'S IT CALL AL SHARPTON...WHERE THE HELL IS JESSE JACKSON! WE NEED A TEAM OVA HERE!...LOL

Then she comes out with PARTY N THE USA...dancing on a truck partying wit her girls in daizy dukes and cowboy boots, but when your kid gets home from school they watching the silly white girl with wigs on HANNA MONTANA acting like she 12... COME ON WAKE UP...R U FREAKN WOKE YET!

Lastly, UNTAMED! NUFF SAID! Y u shocked at the video, she been telling you dumb ass people for the longest time...I'm severly UNTAMED and I got a bank acct to prove it.

And just so ya know, I am not a Miley Cyrus hater...I think she's working the industry as she should, make that money! I'm just tryn to Wake people the FUCK UP!

Again, this is my opinion and my opinion only...if you don't like what i say who gives a shit...read somebody else's blog.

SANDRA BULLOCK IS BLACK!

WELL, WELL, WELL!

Exclusive: Jesse James Opens Up About Bullock Break-Up
Jesse James Talks About Sandra Bullock, Rehab in Exclusive 'Nightline' Interview
James tells ABC News' "Nightline's" Vicki Mabrey his side of the story and responds to the questions so many people have been wondering: Why did he throw away a seemingly perfect life and the perfect wife? What did he really go to rehab for? What role will he play in the life of Louis, the baby boy Bullock recently adopted?



My thoughts: Who gives a SHIT! He lost! He's a FREAKN DUMMY! HE WILL ALWAYS B A FREAKN DUMMY! You sat in the audience at the Oscar's while ur woman told the world u were her Rock, u had her back, but when all along you was snuggling up to somebody elses back! WHAT A STUPID STUPID IDIOT! And now you wanna cry on ABC News's Nightline like a little pussy...that's what got you n trouble in the first place. Let his ass cry, give him a blankie, give him a pacifier for all I care...Cry white boy cry...ya big ass dummy! Now enough of him! He gets no more Of my energy.



Now as for Sandra if I hear one more reporter say, Oh, she n hiding, oh she is distraught, oh she is this oh she is that, I swear I'ma hunt em down and beat em with an umbrella! HELLO WHITE PEOPLE....if you haven't noticed by now...SANDRA BULLOCK IS BLACK...LOL (I mean not literally) but actions speak louder.



Look home girl heard the news, she wrapped her baby up, that is her black baby let me remind you, grabbed him some clothes, got in a convoy of vehicles, went to a secluded place where nobody told, kept her pain to herself, snapped the fuck out of it, gracefully came up wit a plan , came back with a bullet proof plan of attack, filed for divorced, packed her shit up, moved out, and BAMM...Surprise America I got a black baby too...come on now that is the EMO of a sista on a mission. When a black women is mad and on a mission ain't no man on earth strong enough to stop her. And ya know this, so trust me SANDRA BULLOCK IS BLACK...and I love her...love her.
And for all them other dumb ass celebrity wives that keep going back to their men after he cheats and trying to work it out...NEWS FLASH...UNLESS YOU CUTTING OFF HIS PENIS...WHAT THE HELL YA GOING WORK OUT. DON'T BE NO DUMMY...U WOULD BE RICHER IN LIFE, LOVE & MONEY IF YOU JUST LEAVE! TAKE THE DAMN ALIMONY...GO SHOPPING DO SOMETHING BUT LEAVE B SMART!

And again, this is LOUDMOUTHLINDA, these are my own personal opinions, if you don't like my opinions then read somebody else's blog, I could give a Rat's Ass! Movn' On!