HOOP THERE IT IS!

HOOP THERE IT IS..NOT! WHO THE HELL R THESE WOMEN! DO ANY OF THEM HAVE A MAN...I MEAN REALLY! 4 all u sistas out there who keep complaining about ur men and say you want a baller and for the single ladies who keeps saying you want a baller...then you must not be watching BASKETBALL WIVES...CUZ THEY THE MOST INSECURE SICK PUPPIES I HAVE EVA SEEN...They may have money, but the only balling they doing, is balling their eyes out, cuz they some lonely women! SO GO HEAD GIRLS..GET URSELF A BALLER...WHILE HE BALLN EVERYBODY ELSE...personally i rather have a broke ass man delivering pizza for a living that's faithful than a rich baller that's getting pizza delivered in bed to him and his other baller wife! But you keep having expensive lunches and shopping with ur other baller wives, and buying fancy cars and crying yourself to sleep n ur lonely bed...ain't that fun and now you showing the world how much fun it is...weeee....this is so much fun...gotta get up and do it again tomorrow.

OK OK OK...I'm a little harsh...but guess what Essence.com had to say, read below:

Women are from Venus and men are dogs. Yeah yeah yeah... we know this. The differences between men and women aren't more evident as television viewing habits. The type and quality of television that men and women are as opposite as night and day. In an attempt to bridge the gender gap and understand each other a lil bit better, I've decided to indulge in the typical female television fare and keep a journal of my thoughts on the programming. My hope is that women can gain better insight into the male mind and understand why we need more than one television and don't like watching TV with you guys.

I'll be sharing thoughts as I watch the various shows.

Ok, I saw a promo for this and was immediately sucking my teeth, rolling my eyes, and waving my arms. Desperate Housewives franchise meets BET on VH1. Watching a bunch of women who got a tv show because of who they are involved with... sigh.

Let's go.

Cool. Just found out it's only 30mins. I think I'll live and make it through an episode. Keeping an oxygen tank and defibrillator close by just in case.

Opening - Wow. Most of the women are lighter than a paper bag. NBA players must all be born in Washington D.C. and below. Black people, we need to do better. Chocolate sisters need love too.

Opening Pt. II - Okay, what's with the trophy? Some double entendre going on here- the wives are trophies for their men as well as they 'won' a trophy by being attached to NBA players? Girls under the age of 21 should not be able to view this show.

First Minute - Props to Shaunie. Kept it tight after all them kids. God bless. Respect that.

Just watched a montage. I guess weaves come with the wedding ring... huh?

Opening Credits - I see Shaunie O'Neil is listed as executive producer. Talk about sword in the gut. Because she is Shaq's wife she gets a show basically dogging Shaq! Damn Gina!

Evelyn - ex-fiancé of Antoine Walker. Hol' up! She is a former almost-wife of a player? So how does she qualify for the show? Damn, not only is Toine broke, he got his ol' girl on TV seemingly living better than he is right now. Sigh...

Jennifer - wife of Eric Williams. Eric Williams is still in the league? (pause as I google to see if Eric Williams is still in the league...) Wow. Eric Williams is not in the league anymore. Hmmm... VH1 is scraping ladies from anywhere to get on here.

Erikka - ex-girlfriend of Rasual Butler. Where do I begin, the fact she is simply an ex-girlfriend or that anyone knows who the hell Rasual Butler is? (Someone insert a 'reaching' picture here).

Gloria - fiancé of Matt Barnes. Considering all the other random relationship statuses the other girls have, this is a major accomplishment here. Ain't mad at her. Did Matt Barnes get permission to go out from his wife? This relationship needs more of my attention. Might be a Doug Christie 2.0 situation. (If you don't know about Doug Christie, google him and watch in the suggested search list, his wife will be the first thing that pops up in the list. Try it!) Hold UP!!! Her sister is Shaq's sidepiece? Gloria is now the "A" plot in this show. I feel a hook sinking into the side of my mouth.

Royce - baby-mama of the player that she can not mention by name who is the starting center for the Orlando Magic. Full disclosure: I'm familiar with Royce. I saw her booty-shaking video on YouTube. I was impressed with the shaking, disappointed with the fact that it was here. Clearly the child support checks have not been coming in. Yet... Wow. They can't even run baby daddy's name in the chyron. Fellas, if you have baby mama issues, you need to talk to Dwight Howard's lawyer. STAT! I'm impressed all over again. Wow. One of the girls threw Royce down onto the subway tracks by dry-snitching that she gets around the league. This is the new "A" plot!

[Sidebar] How do women hug and kiss each other when they can't stand one another? How does this work? And why do it? [End of Sidebar]

They had Shaunie coming out the car in slow motion! Remember what Chappelle said about slow motion - makes everything look good. You can tell she is the exec producer cause none of the other girls go slo-mo. BAWSE! (in that Rick Ross voice).

Commerical Break - I gotta get some water and something to eat; this is all too much. I'm gripped by the (looking for the right word) sheer nonsense of it all. It should be illegal to watch this during the daytime like I'm doing right now.

We're Back - At the dinner table. In a nutshell, the only actual wife of the group is debating whether to continue to be the main woman as her husband juggles sidepieces as she lives 'the life,' or buck up, take a stand, end things and run the risk of losing the lifestyle. Decisions 2010.

Royce Segment - I feel bad. She has the scarlet letter J for Jump-Off branded on her forehead. Women will hate. Women will hate her especially. Hope it works out for her although I doubt it if baby daddy's lawyer has her unable to even say dude's name. (Still shaking my head in amazement over this).

The Cry Me A River Segment - Women complaining about other women calling their man. Cue the violins. I'm sorry. No sympathy. It's women disrespecting other women. The reality is that a lot of women love to take another woman's man. This is a woman thing that men don't understand. Yeah...

In Da Club - Remember when I said I felt bad for Royce... I take that back. Any girl who works a pole in a public space is an attention-(rhymes with 'more') and deserves whatever may befall them. I blame reality tv for this mentality. Oh wait...

Woman-to-Woman - Was any of Shaunie/Gloria talk sincere? Is this that faux/quasi stuff women do instead of just being honest and telling the truth on how you really feel? Someone please pull my coat.

Suzie - Ahhhh... as if we didn't have enough non-legal relationships, here comes Suzie, the ex-girlfriend of Michael Olowokandi. For those not in the know, Olowokandi might be one of the biggest (literally and figuratively) bums in NBA history. By proxy, anyone associated with dude is suspect in my book. Sorry. I'm a sports fan. Makes sense to me.

How Low Can Royce Go? - Royce can go so low (literally and figuratively) that I don't have the heart to say anything. Just watch the clip. I don't need to be Cleo the Psychic to tell that the girls will be hating and Royce will be crying. T-minus...

The Intervention - An groupie intervention at a shoe store... You can't make this stuff up. Hold up! I looked at the first three seconds and called it an intervention just to be funny only to continue watching and see that the ladies are calling it an intervention themselves!!! Clearly they've never seen A&E's TV show Intervention. Ladies, talking a crack pipe out of someone's hands is an intervention. You guys are having a chit chat. Ginormous difference. Stop the madness.

Wetworks - We've got tears. We've got tears. Took her long enough. Sheesh... Disappointed in the little we got. Expected more.

This Season... - Watching the previews of the season. Frankly, I wasn't impressed by the episode or the previews. Until... there is a scene that piqued my interests as a man. Let me leave it at that. Okay. Typing as I watch. There are two scenes. Damn! They got me. Men have certain buttons that once get pushed, there is no turning back for us. I'll give you a hint - the buttons are the title of a Boogie Down Productions album. I would go further but I'm busy rewinding.

Hmmm so some writer at Essence has a big mouth too... and yall thought LOUDMOUTHLINDA was the only one...and again..this is my opinion and my opinion only...if you don't like my opinion, then don't read my freakn blog...move the hell on...lol

MILEY CYRUS vs HANNA MONTANA!

As if ya didn't know! Come on white people she gave ya all the signs she was UNTAMED! So whateva ya smokn on PUFF PUFF GIVE! Do ya need me 2 break it down for ya...Come on Stay with me...and try and keep up.

First, she had photos on line and if that wasn't the first clue than yall all on drugs, but i know you were blinded by the blue wigs on Hanna Montana, ok, I give you that one..Next it was the riskay photo shoot that was all over the news with her holding a damn sheet over half her body...A DANM SHEET PEOPLE...WAKE THE HELL UP...she had consenting adults with her on the shoot, she was a minor do i need to pull the dictionary out and give you the definition of a minor..and she had the nerve to say. Oh I felt so ashamed, I didn't know.. BIATCH...please, when you held up the sheet and posed for the camera you felt cheap...GO TO HELL...AND WITH ADULTS AROUND YOU APPROVING THAT... if you think we believe that one..than OBAMA IS WHITE!

AND NEXT...THIS IS A BIG ONE SO HOLD ON FOLKS...she publicly dated a 20 year old man in the publics eye and guess what folks you ain't ready for this one...THIS WAS OK TO WHITE AMERICA...THE NEWS, THE PAPARAZZI, TMZ, EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE AND HER PARENTS ALLOWED IT, no one had shame she paraded him around all over HOLLYWOOD, red carpets and more and it was just the cuttest little thing...BULLSHIT!

If that had been a BLACK BOY DATING HER IT WOULD OF BEEN RAPE AND SOME MORE SHIT, HE WOULD OF BEEN IN JAIL! CLICK CLICK CELL BLK H! NO QUESTIONS ASKED JUST A FREAKN' GONNER. HE FREAKN TWENTY AND SHE UNDERAGE...THAT'S IT CALL AL SHARPTON...WHERE THE HELL IS JESSE JACKSON! WE NEED A TEAM OVA HERE!...LOL

Then she comes out with PARTY N THE USA...dancing on a truck partying wit her girls in daizy dukes and cowboy boots, but when your kid gets home from school they watching the silly white girl with wigs on HANNA MONTANA acting like she 12... COME ON WAKE UP...R U FREAKN WOKE YET!

Lastly, UNTAMED! NUFF SAID! Y u shocked at the video, she been telling you dumb ass people for the longest time...I'm severly UNTAMED and I got a bank acct to prove it.

And just so ya know, I am not a Miley Cyrus hater...I think she's working the industry as she should, make that money! I'm just tryn to Wake people the FUCK UP!

Again, this is my opinion and my opinion only...if you don't like what i say who gives a shit...read somebody else's blog.

SANDRA BULLOCK...U MESSED WITH THE WRONG GAL!

Sandra Bullock...Don't Play That! How idiotic was this piece of crap husband of hers. You got the most beautiful, confident, and secure woman at your back, and you step out with the "Snitch Bitch" of the Universe who is now selling you out to tabloids for her own personal 15 minutes of bullshit fame! Jesse James needs an ???kicking! What a moran! And you bring this woman to your home..to your home...and she claims she didn't know you were married, yeah right, and my name is Halle Barry..You and her both get the "Dummies for Hollywood" Award.

Wow! Now that I have vented...Here is what the Press is saying:

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- One day after Jesse James was hit with allegations he cheated on wife Sandra Bullock, the reality star has issued an apology, but stopped short of confirming the rumored infidelity.

James called "the vast majority" of claims that have surfaced "untrue and unfounded," in a statement the star issued to Access Hollywood on Thursday.


"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me," his statement continued. Hello you idiot, ya think!

James apologized to Bullock and his three children, children he was photographed taking to school on Thursday, followed by the paparazzi.

"It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way," his said in the statement. "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me." Once Again you idiot, ya think!

On Wednesday, In Touch magazine revealed their newest cover story -- titled "The Ultimate Betrayal," which centered around an interview with a woman who claimed to the mag she had an 11-month affair with James, including while Bullock was shooting "The Blind Side." The woman is a selfless "Snitch Bitch"...she should just die!

As the cover story allegations were emerging, Warner Bros., the film behind "The Blind Side," issued a statement on behalf of the film's star, Bullock, who said she would not be attending the British premiere of the film she won the Best Actress Oscar for. My opinion...Sandra is strong..don't hide. Do you, continue your career and screw the x and the "Snitch Bitch"...show them you are the strong one.

"Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support 'The Blindside' has been deemed impossible at this time," the studio's statement from Sandra read. "I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."And on Wednesday night, People ran a story claiming a source told the mag the actress had left the home she shares with James.

According to the source, Bullock left their home on Monday. Yes. Yes, Yes, Let the church say Amen, Leave the scumbuckett...honestly brought her into your home, he should just die alongside the "Snitch Bitch"

TIGER, TIGER, TIGER?

DON'T YOU THINK MY LOVERBOY TIGER LOOK SO CONFUSED?

Because people...all the women he screwed were "WHITE WOMEN" and not exactly intelligent white women either. HELLO TIGER...You should of screwed a "BLACK" woman. We never snitch, it's our culture..oh you would have been buying us some Escalades, Custom Range Rover's, Jewelry, and lots of vacations...but bottom line..BLACK WOMEN DON'T KISS AND TELL! We hit up upstyle...YOUR WALLET.

Next time, just call me, matter of fact...call me now..I definitely won't tell. Betta yet, come over my house and lay your pretty little head on my couch..let me soothe your soul...HELLO!

ONCE YOU GO BLACK..U NEVA GO BACK.

Again folks...this is MY OPINION & MY OPINION ONLY! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. UNLESS YOU PAYN MY BILLS..REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YA THINK.

ENJOY!
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